Christmas is merely a month away. Which means it’s time to start looking for a perfect ugly Christmas sweater. There used to be a time when you could only get these as a gift from your aunt or other relative that has a truly appalling fashion taste, and then you’d compare with friends who got the ugliest one. Now that it’s become an ironic tradition to wear ugly Christmas jumpers in the lead up to the holidays – they’re widely available in most shops and online. But how do you pick the one, the ugliest of them all, suited perfectly for you? Easy – pick one according to you Zodiac.
1. Aries
Since Aries tent to be quite competitive, you gotta find a good way to show it off. Sure, you can try to find the ugliest Christmas sweater, but that’s quite subjective. What’s an objective way to win? Play a game that has clear cut rules. Like a drinking game. And this kind of jumper is perfect for that.
2. Taurus
Taurus is an earth sign and generally is quite grounded, but that doesn’t mean that they don’t love to show off. They like a bit of glamour when the occasion calls for it. So a new shiny ugly Christmas jumper is exactly what they need. The more sequins – the better.
3. Gemini
Well this is an obvious choice for Geminis. A literal play on their dual nature. All you need is another Gemini to wear it with you, or you know just a friend will do to. Being literally stuck together for the evening will add an extra challenge to your Christmas party and make it that much more fun.
4. Cancer
Cancers are generally quite creative and what’s a better way to show off your artsy nature than to wear a super DIY and gaudy looking Christmas sweater. They know how to make the most of their outfit and in this case – the weirder the better.
5. Leo
It takes a lot of confidence to rock an extra ugly Christmas sweater, but Leos are known for their confidence. They’ll have no problem wearing something extremely tacky. The more attention it draws to them – the better.
6. Virgo
Virgos love things that are not only pretty but practical too. So a sweater with a massive pocket for some treats or a wine bottle is right up their street. The classic stocking, the ugly nature of this sweater and the added usefulness ticks all of the boxes.
7. Libra
Libras love a good pun or a clever reference, something to set them apart, start a conversation, keep people guessing. They love being in the know and having a little private jokes. That’s why these two jumpers are just great. One has a pun, the other has a reference to Home Alone.
8. Scorpio
Scorpios just sounds like backstabbing friends, but really they’re big old softies inside and make great friends. So why not show off how good of a friend group you have by getting matching squad goals sweaters?
9. Sagittarius
Sagittariuses are known for their sassiness and a good sense of humor so they need a truly fun jumper complete with pompoms and lots of color. Or you know, as an alternative we suggest a sassy Kanye West jumper.
10. Capricorn
Capricorn like their old fashioned traditions. So they will go with the ugly Christmas jumper tradition but keep it reserved yet still tacky enough to count. A classic reindeer jumper or a slightly more out there squirrel jumper with fairy lights should do the job.
11. Aquarius
Aquarius is a unique sign, and people born under it like to feel unique too. And what’s a better way to stand out than wearing a jumper that has Santa riding a unicorn or punching a shark? I mean, this is as unique and weird as it gets.
12. Pisces
Pisces are very social by nature, they like being surrounded by people and having fun in a group setting. So we think a jumper that requires a certain level of interaction is exactly what they need at a Christmas party.
